Right off the bat? Moosehead from Canada. Skunk ale. Tasted like Pepe Le'Pew farted right inside of the bottle. I bet actual moose piss tastes better than this. Gives moosesess everywhere a bad name.
Molson Golden (see above).
Tuborg. This is probably what witch potion tastes like. Just too much stuff that can't be identified. No presence of hops or malt.
Meisterbrau: water has more hops and malt to it than this shit.
Matt's Premium. Premium what? Gasoline?!
Budweiser. There's just something to it that just doesn't taste like beer is supposed to. Sour ginger ale, with more carbonation than ginger ale. Michelob tastes the same but with more skunk to it.
Stroh's is pretty nasty. Skunk odor, skunk taste, and skunk aftertaste that lingers for three weeks afterwards.
What, no imports you ask? Grolsch from Holland; watered down witch piss, again with too many unidentifiable ingredients. No presence of hops or malt. Never drink beer whose name sounds like the noise you make before the vomit hits the floor - or the toilet.
Finally, there was this stuff from Norway called Hansa Fjord. It embraced all of the elements from above: skunk smell, skunk taste, skunk aftertaste, gasoline pallet, strange witch brew, and sour ginger ale. Passed through gas the tank of a 65 Fjord Fairlane.
To this day, I can't understand the widespread appeal of Budweiser. I just don't get it!
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