OK. Let me get this straight: every kernel pops or your money back. So do I have to send all the unpopped kernels to Jolly Time? Because sure as hell they ain't gonna take 'em back at the service counter at Tops, Wegman's, Grand Union, etc. Can you imagine the look on their face when you dump a can full of unpopped kernels on the counter and ask for your money back? Oy vey!
This reminds me of someone I know who bought a camping tent, used it, then brought it back to the store and tried to get his money back - leaves, dirt and all. I never knew the outcome, but I'll give him this much: when he bangs them together they play "Stormy Weather".
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