A 19 year old was awarded $74,000 plus medical expenses when his neighbor accidently ran over his hand with his car. He was unaware that someone was behind the wheel when he was in the process of stealing the hubcaps.
A woman in Texas was awarded $80,000 after she broke her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running about inside the furniture store she was shopping in. The store owners were surprised by the verdict, seeing as the child was the woman's son.
Get this one: homeowners goes on a week long vacation. A guy burglarizes the house, then leaves through the side door that exits into the attached garage. The door locks behind him, and seeing there's no exit door on the garage, he's trapped inside for a week, forced to survive on soda and dog food. He successfully sued the homeowners ( and I bet they lost their house because of it )
I wished I had taken school more seriously and studied harder. Being a lawyer sounds fun, if for nothing else than just breaking the balls of large companies with these idiotic lawsuits. My firm's TV commercial slogan would be "IT'S ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE'S FAULT!"
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