Wednesday, December 22, 2010

TV STARS WITH NO JOBS

Ward Cleaver. Had an office he went to but what he did there no one knows. Was probably a bookie.

Ozzie Nelson. He didn't even have an office. The bulk of his day was spent milling around the house. In real life, he and Harriet would've killed each other.

Fred Mertz. Just exactly what did he do? I bet he collected from Ricky for the mob. No nightclubs stay open very long unless one pays 'tribute'.

Shirley Partridge. What did she do before she became Shirley Partridge? Besides that, you can't raise five kids on gig money alone. And that's not even counting Reuben Kincaid's 15% or 20% cut. Then you got that dilapidated bus nickel and diming you to death. She may have killed Mr. Partridge - whoever he was - and collected the insurance money.

Anyone in the Gomez household. And they were rich enough to afford a butler yet! You can make money being ghouls?

Speaking of stuff like that; what exactly did Herman Munster do at the funeral parlor? He couldn't have been a mortician. What mortician carries a huge lunchbox to work with him? ( unless he's bringing stuff home! )

On a final note - and off topic: Was Gilligan his first or last name?

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