FAMILY TREE

Now I know why I haven't fooled with genealogy software for a while. I just hammered my fingers, my right hand, and my shoulder whilst editing, re-editing, deleting, moving around this and that file. It's fucking easier to just write the goddamned shit down on family tree forms. I mean Jesus!

This is my great-grandfather Giuseppe Gammetta, where it all started, namely the twelve million or so name changes. How we wound up with Gombatto no one knows.

One of my distant, distant cousins from Italy told us that Gammetta means "little legs" in Italian. I think in my case, Gombatto means "useless legs". The marimba curse goes on and on.

RALPH CIRELLA: BERRY BOY

Howard's Boy Friday, who never works on Friday. Goes to Howard's house in the Hamptons, drinks, overeats, smokes pot, then passes out naked in the guest room. Wakes up to discover that he's puked and shit the bed. Oh that boy!

STREET VENDORS

Hey! They gotta go, they gotta go.

GARY DELL'ABATE SWIMMING ABOUT

Gary Dell'Abate laying eggs to release more of his spawn on the world. At least his spawn will be underwater.

BABA BOOEY HOWARD STERM

I came across some charactures I did of The Howard Stern crew. Fafa Fooey!

STILL TWISTER AND CORNFUSED

It gets worse and worse as the days go by. It's eating away at me but I can't let it because I'll die. My acid stomach won't be able to take it.

Bok Choy, motherfuckers!

MICK JAGGER'S ASS

Where in the name of Brian Jones did someone get this footage? I wanna see the whole movie.